Just a quick clean joke?

I was on my way to Las Vegas when I accidently hydroplaned on a road covered in soil condoms and slammed sideways into a whorehouse...spilt beer all over my Speedos.

Glass Roof/Ceiling house?

Glass roofs are great, but after 10 years or so they all start to leak. That's why you don't see many homes using skylights anymore. The heat from the sun plus the cold of night makes for too much expansion and contraction.

How much was the original sticker price on a 1995 Mercedes-Benz S-500 thats fully loaded?

im looking at buying a 1995 mercedes benz s-500 thats fully loaded, and had bulletproof glass installed by the state of texas for their governor or something, but im just wondering how much it cost new, and what its worth now, its got 103,000 and like i said its got every option available for 1995, the body and interior are absolutely perfect

My chinchilla found a cigarette and was eating it. Is he going to be ok?

My chinchilla found a cigarette and i caught him under the bed with the cigarette in his hands eating the tobacco and paper. I need to know if he will be okay or should i take him to the vet? It wasn't much I got it away from him really quick like.

Can police take un used pipes and bongs if they are clean of thc?

Yes, in California it is not a crime however the law states that Law Enforcement may confiscate any drug paraphernalia that they legally come across. Again, it is not a crime so you will not go to jail or be charges (assuming it is clean and no signs of using it) but police can and will take it.

What does this MCR line mean?

The song Bulletproof Heart off of My Chemical Romance's new album Danger Days has the line " I gotta bulletproof heart, you've got a hollow point smile" in it. I really like this line and want to use it on a girl I like, but I want to make sure I know what it means. Can someone explain it to me? Thanks.

Inhaling second hand marijuana smoke?

i doubt it will show up on a drug test unless you were sitting in the car while they were hot boxing it or somthing like that if your worried just dilute it by drinking lots of water but not too much because if its too diluted they might fail your drug test automatically they also sell cleansers at most smoke shops but their expensive